Fifth Avenue Cliché

Okay, so in the dictionary next to Fifth Avenue cliché is a picture of ADEX’s wife, with her overglossed lips, that never smile. Never. I swear she always has this sour, mean face. I was in her gallery and watched her order people around, then I followed her in the neighborhood, and she just seemed unhappy. At one point she turned around and looked right at me. I thought I was busted until I realized she was just annoyed because she had to wait like two and a half seconds for her driver. What a bitch. She doesn’t deserve him. It’s obvious they have nothing in common. She’s the reason he has to troll online for happiness.

Have You Ever Had Online Sex?

Have you ever had online sex? It’s hot. And fun. But at a certain point you don’t want to be the only person touching yourself. I keep telling him we should do it in person. I mean, if it’s this great online, imagine what it could be! But he keeps putting me off. I told him that I know he’s married. He won’t talk about it much. I Google’d his wife. There were no decent photos of her, but ironically she’s a photographer. I found out she has a gallery in Soho, which is interesting because I might be in that neighborhood this weekend. Coincidence?